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Skunk | Noun

A cat sized American mammal of the weasel family, with distinctive black-and-white striped fur. When threatened it squirts a fine spray of foul smelling irritant from its anal glands towards its attacker.

Definition from Concise Oxford Dictionary, tenth edition.

Twisted | adj

Form into a bent, curled or distorted shape, turn or bend around into a different direction, force or be forced out of the natural position by a twisted action, distort or misrepresent the meaning of (of personality or behaviour) unpleasantly or unhealthily abnormal.

Twisted Skunk | Name

A jumped up punky little fellow with plenty of attitude. Saying this TS would claim to be one of the timid and friendly kind with enough love to spread on everyones bread.

Definition from Laboratoir Skunk.